Commonwealth Games 2010 jokes

I came across some Commonwealth Games 2010 jokes and Suresh Kalmadi jokes. You will surely laugh at some of the jokes.

Ba ba Kalmadi, have you any shame. No sir, No sir, we are having a Common Loot Game. Crores for my partner, crores for the dame, crores for me too, for spoiling India's name!"



"AMAZING BUT TRUE: If you re-arrange the letters "Sir U made lakhs" you get "SURESH KALMADI!!!"
 
"Sheila Dixit to Kalmadi: Delhi badnaam hui darling tere liye!" (Using the famous song 'Munni Badnaam' from Bollywood movie 'Dabangg')
 
"Bulk SMS ban was for preventing people forwarding 'Kalmadi jokes'."



Question: How many contractors are required to change a light bulb in Delhi?



Answer: 1 Million - 1 to change bulb and rest 999,999 to hold the ceiling
 
Kalmadi says snake in d athelete’s room was our attempt to make Africans feel at home!!
 
BREAKING NEWS: Suresh Kamadi just tried to hang himself in the CWG stadium. But the ceiling collapsed



Terrorists set to skip CWG 2010 citing unlivable conditions and fear for their safety.


Question : Whats common between CWG committee and students???



Ans: both start their preparations at the 11th hour.....

Suresh Kalmadi must be the first choice if ISRO goes for trial and error experiments for manned space mission