Thursday, March 10, 2011

Kamran Akmal jokes after the New Zealand World Cup match



After gifting Ross Taylor a perfect birthday gift by dropping him twice Kamran Akmal has become the puching boy on the internet. Read below some of the jokes posted on twitter and other online sources.




  • Behind every successful man, there is a successful woman. Behind every successful batsman, there is Kamran Akmal
  • What do Michael Jackson and Kamran Akmal have in common?
    They both wear gloves for no apparent reason.
  • Kamran Akmal’s favourite pickup line – can I drop you anywhere?
  • Kamran Akmal’s take on wicket keeping – making sure the batsman keeps his wicket for as long as possible
  • Unlukiest dismissal in international cricket:
    ‘caught Akmal’
  • Had Kamran Akmal starred in 127 Hours , the rock would have fallen straight through.
  • World's greatest birthday gift declared by Guinness - Kamran Akmal for Ross Taylor.
  • If Pakistan do win the WorldCup, at least they now know who not to hand the trophy to, while celebrating
  • Kamran's favorite song: "Drop it like it's hot"
  •  “If you have Piyush, we have Kamran,” PCB Chief Ijaz Butt texted his Indian counterpart N Srinivasan.
  • sponsors love the sight of Kamran in a pair of gloves because he double-handedly converts Pakistan’s matches into slickly edited episodes of World’s Funniest Videos.
  • Latest ratings suggest that TRPs for the Pakistan-New Zealand match were as high as the IPL auctions.... Thanks to Kamran Akmal.
God Bless Kamran Akmal and save him from the angry Pakistan fans.


1 comment:

  1. May ALLAH bless him always n always.........i hope he'l prove evry1 wrong through his batting INSHAALLAH in comin matches, if given a chance.

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