Shoaib Akthar jokes

Friends you must have come across the news that Shoaib Akhtar had made Sachin Tendulkar shiver.Do you think its true? It is a joke just like the one below

Shoaib Akthar goes to the Oprah Winfrey show
Oprah : Welcome Shoaib its great to have you on the show.
No reaction from Shoaib. He is staring at her lips
Oprah : Welcome Shoaib its great to have you on the show.
Shoaib: Why is your lips shivering?
Oprah: You need to get your eye sight tested. My lips are not shivering.. I am speaking to you.
Shoaib: Ever since Sachin has hammered me for sixes in the World Cup match I am shivering and whenever I see around I feel everyone is shivering.
Oprah: Did you ever see Sachin shiver as mentioned in your book?
Shoaib: How could I see ? My eyes were closed when I was throwing err.... I mean bowling the ball.
Oprah : Then why did you mention Sachin's name in the book?
Shoaib: My publisher said that if I mentioned Sachin's name I could make more money otherwise no money.
Oprah: So how many copies have you sold?
Shoaib: Not much. I have a copy here. Do you want to buy one?
Oprah: No Thanks. It was great having you on the show.

After Shoaib Akhtar had left Shahid Afridi walks in
Oprah: Welcome Shahid its great to have you on this show
Shahid: Thanks to God I am on this show
Oprah: So Shahid tell us did you really see Tendulkar shiver when Shoaib was bowling to him?
Shahid: Yes I see the legs shivers.
Oprah: Really did you see it yourself?
Shahid: Ya Ya I watch with my own eyes.
Oprah: But Shoaib said that he didn't see Tendulkar shiver?
Shahid: Who said I see Sachin Tendulkar's leg shiver? I see Shoaib Akhtar's legs shiver
when bowling to Sachin.

Sachin Tendulkar completes 20years in cricket

20 years ago a little gem called Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar made his debut for India and today he holds numerous records in both forms of the game. Lets salute the Master Blaster and take a look at history.

Not many remember that during his debut tour to Pakistan there was a 20 over exibition match played where Sachin scored 53 runs of just 18 balls. It has to be best remembered for him hitting the Pakistani leggie Abdul Qadir for 28 runs in one over. Later the then captain Kris Srikant said"Its one of the best innings that I have seen."

Sachin quotes:

"When I started learning cricket from my coach Ramakant Achrekar,I was told clearly by him that not only should I respect the game, I should worship cricket also and then only cricket will take care of me. I still believe in that."

"I wanted to be as solid as Sunil Gavaskar and as destructive as Vivian Richards because that combination was always going to be lethal. I felt truly inspired by these two individuals on the field."