I came across some Commonwealth Games 2010 jokes and Suresh Kalmadi jokes. You will surely laugh at some of the jokes.
Ba ba Kalmadi, have you any shame. No sir, No sir, we are having a Common Loot Game. Crores for my partner, crores for the dame, crores for me too, for spoiling India's name!"
"AMAZING BUT TRUE: If you re-arrange the letters "Sir U made lakhs" you get "SURESH KALMADI!!!"
"Sheila Dixit to Kalmadi: Delhi badnaam hui darling tere liye!" (Using the famous song 'Munni Badnaam' from Bollywood movie 'Dabangg')
"Bulk SMS ban was for preventing people forwarding 'Kalmadi jokes'."
Question: How many contractors are required to change a light bulb in Delhi?
Answer: 1 Million - 1 to change bulb and rest 999,999 to hold the ceiling
Kalmadi says snake in d athelete’s room was our attempt to make Africans feel at home!!
BREAKING NEWS: Suresh Kamadi just tried to hang himself in the CWG stadium. But the ceiling collapsed
Terrorists set to skip CWG 2010 citing unlivable conditions and fear for their safety.
Question : Whats common between CWG committee and students???
Ans: both start their preparations at the 11th hour.....
Suresh Kalmadi must be the first choice if ISRO goes for trial and error experiments for manned space mission
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
In Oct 2010 Sri Lanka play Australia
Australians look out the Lankans are coming! After the tough Indian tour and before the start of Ashes Australia have a task on hand, they have to face the mighty Lankans. But unlike playing the Indians in India Australia will have the advantage of playing on home soil. Sri Lanka versus Australia 2010 seems to be an ideal preparation for the Australians before the Ashes.
Australia - Sri Lanka ODI Schedule
Australia - Sri Lanka ODI Schedule
| Date | Time | Venue |
| 31st Oct 2010 | 17.35 local time | 1st T/20-Aus v SL-Perth |
| 3rd Nov 2010 | 14.20 local time | 1st ODI-Aus v SL (D/N)-Melbourne |
| 5th Nov 2010 | 14.20 local time | 2nd ODI-Aus v SL(D/N)- Sydney |
| 7th Nov 2010 | 13.20 local time | 3rd ODI-Aus v SL (D/N)- Brisbane |
Monday, October 18, 2010
West Indies gets a new captain
Darren Sammy has been appointed as the new captain of the West Indies cricket team. Brendan Nash has been named as his deputy for the tour of Sri Lanka. Sammy has a difficult task at hand because West Indies is currently placed at seventh position in the Test rankings and eight in the ODI rankings.
"Being appointed captain is an honour and distinction which I will treat with the highest regard and dignity" said Sammy
Squad for West Indies tour of Sri Lanka
Darren Sammy (captain), Brendan Nash (vice captain), Chris Gayle, Adrian Barath, Carlton Baugh Jr, Sulieman Benn, Darren Bravo, Dwayne Bravo, Shivnarine Chanderpaul, Nelon Pascal, Kemar Roach, Andre Russell, Shane Shillingford, Devon Smith, Devon Thomas.
"Being appointed captain is an honour and distinction which I will treat with the highest regard and dignity" said Sammy
Squad for West Indies tour of Sri Lanka
Darren Sammy (captain), Brendan Nash (vice captain), Chris Gayle, Adrian Barath, Carlton Baugh Jr, Sulieman Benn, Darren Bravo, Dwayne Bravo, Shivnarine Chanderpaul, Nelon Pascal, Kemar Roach, Andre Russell, Shane Shillingford, Devon Smith, Devon Thomas.
Sunday, October 17, 2010
NZ tour of India 2010
After Ricky Ponting's men faced the heat in India. We have New Zealand touring India in November -December 2010 to play 3 Tests and 5 One day matches. After the drubbing they recieved at the hands of minnows Bangladesh in the one day series Vettori and his men would know that the NZ tour of India 2010 would be a tough challenge. Team India will be on a high after beating Australia comprehensively in the Test series. It is a good time for India to stamp their superiority in the Test rankings and try to move up in the one day rankings also.
India-New Zealand Test Schedule
India-New Zealand ODI Schedule
India-New Zealand Test Schedule
| Date | Time | Venue |
| 4th Nov-8th Nov 2010 | 09.30 IST | 1st Test -India v NZ -Ahmedabad |
| 12th Nov-16th Nov2010 | 09.30 IST | 2nd Test-India v NZ-Hyderabad |
| 20thNov-24thNov2010 | 09.30 IST | 3rd Test -India v NZ- Nagpur |
India-New Zealand ODI Schedule
| Date | Time | Venue |
| 28th Nov 2010 | 08.30 IST | 1st ODI-Ind v NZ-Guwahati |
| 1st Dec 2010 | 14.30 IST | 2nd ODI-Ind v NZ-Jaipur |
| 4th Dec 2010 | 14.30 IST | 3rd ODI-Ind v NZ- Vadodara |
| 7th Dec 2010 | 14.30 IST | 4th ODI-Ind v NZ- Bangalore |
| 10th Dec 2010 | 14.30 IST | 5th ODI-Ind v NZ- Chennai |
Monday, May 10, 2010
How can India Qualify for T20 World Cup 2010 semi final
Indians have almost kicked themselves out of the ICC 20-20 World Cup 2010 held in West Indies by losing both their initial matches in the SuperEight Stage. So against Sri Lanka on Tuesday they have their work cut out.
1. Australia need to beat West Indies. Even a 4 run victory of Australia over West Indies is sufficient.
2. If India bats first it needs to defeat Sri Lanka by atleast 20 runs.
3. If India bowls first then it needs to achieve the target set by Sri Lanka in a minimum of 17 overs.
4. Finally India should not play Ravindra Jadeja. Fellow does not know how to bat, how to bowl and now he does not know how to field also.
1. Australia need to beat West Indies. Even a 4 run victory of Australia over West Indies is sufficient.
2. If India bats first it needs to defeat Sri Lanka by atleast 20 runs.
3. If India bowls first then it needs to achieve the target set by Sri Lanka in a minimum of 17 overs.
4. Finally India should not play Ravindra Jadeja. Fellow does not know how to bat, how to bowl and now he does not know how to field also.
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Asia Cup 2010 schedule - Sri Lanka
All four countries of Asia (India, Pakistan, Srilanka and Bangaladesh) meet in Dambulla,Sri Lanka to play for the Asia Cup 2010. Each country play each other once and the top two teams qualify for the final in this round robin format.
Asia Cup 2010 Schedule
Asia Cup 2010 Points Table 2010
- Sri Lanka are the current Asia Cup Champions having won the tournament in 2008. They had won the previous edition of Asia Cup in 2004 also. Both the times they beat India in the Asia Cup final.
- India and Sri Lanka have both won the Asia Cup four times each. India last won the tournament in 1995.
- Pakistan has won the Asia Cup only once in 2000.
Asia Cup 2010 Schedule
| Date | Time (Local/IST/PST/GMT) | Match Details | Venue |
| June 15th | 14:30/14:30/14:00/09:00 | Sri Lanka vs Pakistan(D/N) | Dambulla, Sri Lanka |
| June 16th | 14:30/14:30/14:00/09:00 | Bangladesh vs India(D/N) | Dambulla, Sri Lanka |
| June 18th | 14:30/14:30/14:00/09:00 | Sri Lanka vs Bangladesh(D/N) | Dambulla, Sri Lanka |
| June 19th | 14:30/14:30/14:00/09:00 | India vs Pakistan(D/N) | Dambulla, Sri Lanka |
| June 21st | 14:30/14:30/14:00/09:00 | Bangladesh vs Pakistan(D/N) | Dambulla, Sri Lanka |
| June 22nd | 14:30/14:30/14:00/09:00 | Sri Lanka vs India(D/N) | Dambulla, Sri Lanka |
| June 24th | 14:30/14:30/14:00/09:00 | Final (D/N) | Dambulla, Sri Lanka |
Asia Cup 2010 Points Table 2010
| Teams | Played | Won | Lost |
| Bangladesh | |||
| India | |||
| Pakistan | |||
| Sri Lanka |
Saturday, February 20, 2010
ICC 20-20 World cup 2010 schedule
The third edition of 20-20 world cup is scheduled to be played in West Indies from 30th April-16th May 2010. There are three venues finalized for this tournament Barbados, Guyana and St.Lucia. The first edition was won by India and the second edition of this tournament was won by Pakistan. A total of 12 teams are participating in this tournament - 10 one day playing teams and 2 associate members (Afghanistan & Ireland).
GROUPS
Group A – Pakistan (A1), Australia (A2) and Bangladesh
Group B – Sri Lanka (B1), New Zealand (B2) and Zimbabwe
Group C – South Africa (C1), India (C2) and Afghanistan
Group D – West Indies (D1), England (D2) and Ireland
Point to note: Top two teams in each groups are given No.1 & No.2 ranking. They will maintain this ranking even after the league matches are over but if the third spot team beats any of the top teams then it will take the ranking of that particular team provided they qualify for the super eight. e.g. If Ireland beats West Indies, England beats both West Indies and Ireland the rankings will then be like this Ireland (D1), England (D2).
SEMI - FINAL
FINAL
GROUPS
Group A – Pakistan (A1), Australia (A2) and Bangladesh
Group B – Sri Lanka (B1), New Zealand (B2) and Zimbabwe
Group C – South Africa (C1), India (C2) and Afghanistan
Group D – West Indies (D1), England (D2) and Ireland
Point to note: Top two teams in each groups are given No.1 & No.2 ranking. They will maintain this ranking even after the league matches are over but if the third spot team beats any of the top teams then it will take the ranking of that particular team provided they qualify for the super eight. e.g. If Ireland beats West Indies, England beats both West Indies and Ireland the rankings will then be like this Ireland (D1), England (D2).
| Date | Time (GMT/IST) | Match Details | Venue |
| April 30th | 17:00/22:30 | Sri Lanka v New Zealand | Guyana |
| April 30th | 21:00/2:30+1day | West Indies v Ireland | Guyana |
| May 1st | 13:30/19:00 | India v Afghanistan | St.Lucia |
| May 1st | 17:30/23:00 | Pakistan v Bangladesh | St.Lucia |
| May 2nd | 13:30/19:00 | South Africa v India | St.Lucia |
| May 2nd | 17:30/23:00 | Pakistan v Australia | St.Lucia |
| May 3rd | 13:30/19:00 | Sri Lanka v Zimbabwe | Guyana |
| May 3rd | 17:30/23:00 | West Indies v England | Guyana |
| May 4th | 13:30/19:00 | New Zealand v Zimbabwe | Guyana |
| May 4th | 17:30/23:00 | England v Ireland | Guyana |
| May 5th | 13:30/19:00 | Australia v Bangladesh | Barbados |
| May 5th | 17:30/23:00 | South Africa v Afghanistan | Barbados |
| SUPER EIGHT | |||
| Date | Time (GMT/IST) | Match Details | Venue |
| May 6th | 13:30/19:00 | Pakistan v England (E) | Barbados |
| May 6th | 17:30/23:00 | South Africa v New Zealand (E) | Barbados |
| May 7th | 13:30/19:00 | Austalia v India (F) | Barbados |
| May 7th | 17:30/23:00 | Sri Lanka v WI (F) | Barbados |
| May 8th | 13:30/19:00 | South Africa v England (E) | Barbados |
| May 8th | 17:30/23:00 | Pakistan v New Zealand (E) | Barbados |
| May 9th | 13:30/19:00 | India v WI (F) | Barbados |
| May 9th | 17:30/23:00 | Sri Lanka v Australia (F) | Barbados |
| May 10th | 13:30/19:00 | New Zealand v England (E) | St.Lucia |
| May 10th | 17:30/23:00 | Pakistan v South Africa (E) | St.Lucia |
| May 11th | 17:00/22:30 | Sri Lanka v India(F) | St.Lucia |
| May 11th | 21:00/2:30+1day | WI v Australia(F) | St.Lucia |
SEMI - FINAL
| Date | Time (GMT/IST) | Match Details | Venue |
| May 13th | 15:30/21:00 | E1 v F2 | St.Lucia |
| May 14th | 15:30/21:00 | F1 v E2 | St.Lucia |
FINAL
| Date | Time (GMT/IST) | Match Details | Venue |
| May 16th | 15:30/21:00 | Winner SF1 v Winner SF2 | Barbados |
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